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Mar 13 2017 19:42

According to Turkish media, police in the Netherlands ("Holland") threw an atom bomb at Turkish protesters...

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Mar 15 2017 11:07

https://workersspatula.wordpress.com/2017/03/11/news-in-brief-march-11th-2017/

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BRIGHTON, ENGLAND – Local teenage Marxist Frank Hobbes has elected to join the SPGB, making him the first young person to join the party in decades.
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Mar 20 2017 21:02

nothing to do with politics.

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THERE were tense scenes at today’s weigh-in for Conor McGregor’s upcoming first child, as the spirited foetus squared up to the doctor performing his ultrasound, reportedly telling him to ‘get that fuckin’ thing out of my face’.

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Swimming in amniotic fluid with the same swagger and attitude as Conor, the utero-weight champion went on a rant that would make his dad proud, stating in no uncertain terms that he wasn’t here to be poked and prodded at by ‘some prick who couldn’t make it as a real doctor’..

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/02/20/mcgregors-baby-in-heated-stand-off-during-ultrasound/